Sex Appeal and Sarcasm

have a read.

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:48:43 -0400

have a read.

Unless you really want to tie me up... I won't object.

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:09:50 -0400

eeeh I was taught by the U.S. Army ya dip. you can google our field manual, and unless i REALLY...

lol I’ve lost 4 followers since yesterday. eya well good riddance, long sock sunday is JUST...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:06:42 -0400

lol I’ve lost 4 followers since yesterday. eya well good riddance, long sock sunday is JUST...

I assure you, you don't need interrogation methods to get whatever you want out of me ;)

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:04:01 -0400

I think youre hitting on me… and thats good because I wasnt very good at it. I got WAY into...

some of these yoga pictures you guys post blow my mind. Like, I think i get it and im impressed, but...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:47:26 -0400

some of these yoga pictures you guys post blow my mind. Like, I think i get it and im impressed, but...

that reminds me of the “how’d you get that hole in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:44:30 -0400

that reminds me of the “how’d you get that hole in your cheek?” joke. that no one asked me about, so I assume you all know it…. :P

finally the weekend..

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:40:16 -0400

I dunno about you guys, but that was easily the longest week like.. ever. i think there was one...

You were in the army? That's awesome, what'd you do while you were in?

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:19:54 -0400

I went through basic training. then I went to Huminter school. they were teaching us how to collect...

Sometimes when i turn my camera on its already set up to do the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:14:43 -0400

Sometimes when i turn my camera on its already set up to do the face thing..and it always catches me off guard. Touche camera!

Morning sunshine!

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:14:15 -0400

Morning sunshine!

ikr.. how does that saying go… “if you cant handle...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:09:00 -0400

ikr.. how does that saying go… “if you cant handle me at my worst, then you dont deserve to know me at all cuz youre an ass”? something like that right? lmao.. jk. but fo rizzle.

pfft seriously?

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:05:05 -0400

who the eff unfollowed me after I posted pictures of me heavier?! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOUR...

see i wasnt always super ripped lmao…

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:54:57 -0400

see i wasnt always super ripped lmao…

any more?

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:53:20 -0400

juuuust did it.

lol oops these arent in order…… umm. it should go:...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:52:50 -0400

lol oops these arent in order…… umm. it should go: cheerleader, army, slip and slide, then baby stroller….

like pregnant, or wedding photos, or before you got really fit

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:47:42 -0400

do you have any old photos of you,

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:44:45 -0400

like…. older than this year? baby pictures? pictures of when I was pregnant? you must be more...

apparently..

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:39:45 -0400

Vannessa Huggins went to the same ren fair I did.. I wonder what day. The first year I went to ren...

Bleh

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:16:18 -0400

Being an extrovert and completely alone. I just wanna go to sleep. Peoples…I needz them…

Ignore the pushy anons, they're not worth it.

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:38:58 -0400

I know.. I dunno why I let it get to me! But it won’t anymore ;)